Although by no means a writer I, for reasons I apparently can’t explain, still derive great joy from dabbling in the act. I’ve written down a few of the stories and tales that have taken up residence in my mind and have decided to collect them here.
Blue Eyes, Bubble Gum – Based on a true story. No lie.
What I Dreamed About – Pretty self-explanatory. Although don’t let that fool you.
Keep the Cap Off the Toothpaste – I now have a very good reason for doing so.
Shark Attack! – Unlike any shark attack you’ve ever read about, guaranteed.
Can You Stare Like a Whale? – Well? Can you?
Counting Sheep – Not always as sleep inducing as you might think. At first. . .
the Confused Owl – Or is he?
My Morning at the Library – I sure learned a lot, but not the way I had planned.
the Sad Cephalopod – No one and nothing wants to be sad all the time.
the Day of the Octopuses – And what a day it was!
Considering the little typist in my head is just nearly insatiable, you can count on there being more of these. That is assuming the little man who constantly tempts me with doughnuts doesn’t team up with my sleep monitor to put an end to my flights of fantasy. But the 6-inch tall furry biped with a fondness for Skittles should be able to ward them off in any case.